Do you have a better way to keep Russians out of your top secret military training facilities?

Kate and I saw this gem on the side of the Richardson Highway.

Do you have a better way to keep Russians out of your top secret military training facilities?, a photo by Lee Petersen on Flickr.

"Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!"

-Tina Fey as Sarah Palin